"𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐭!" screams local Town Crier. Her skin draped like wet lasagna over ancient bones. Decades of declaring downloads as "decadent" to
𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀, 𝗱𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝘀, & 𝗼𝗮𝗳𝘀!
Her engorged sinewy veins arching, bulging from this crone's weary neck... just as a cowboy's erection hungers 'neath taut, soiled Wranglers for barnyards boys. She's no fool.
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- 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐠 "𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐖𝐮𝐥𝐟" 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐁𝐮𝐠𝐞𝐥𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓